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Coles Mud Cake 

The act of putting a cock in an ass, to the point where you get a choc top. Pulling it out of the asshole, sticking a candle in the dick hole, lighting it, and proceed to sing happy birthday.
Ahhhh man, last night was so good.
Why’s that?
She gave me a Coles mud cake.
Nice one dude, happy birthday!
Coles Mud Cake by LordDicktatious February 28, 2022

Mississippi Mud Cake 

The perfect dessert for after a smoked brisket.
Meemaw’s makin me a Mississippi mud cake for after I get my brisket outta the smoker

mud cakes 

secret cakes that you hide
Where the F*** did I hide my mud cakes?
mud cakes by Mandrew January 19, 2004
A mudcake is an action while during intercourse the male proceeds to drop a steaming hot dump on the females stomach and then ejaculates onto it to imitate putting icing on a cake.
Person 1: Dude I made a fat MudCake on my girls back yesterday

Person 2: Yooo that's actually insane!
MudCake by Long Dong Big Wong December 22, 2019

Chocolate MudCake 

you and your lover have almost finished some hardcore sex, so you pull out, take a shit on their chest stomach then ejaculate on the shit like you were putting mustard on a hotdog, then you or your lover eat the faeces.
John-Boy: Hey how was your night?

Mandy: Ah it was alright, I can still taste the chocolate mudcake though.

John-Boy: ....

Strawberry Mudcake

Punching a person in their nose, then taking a dump on their face
"This bitch used her teeth on me, so I gave her a strawberry mudcake!"

Origin North Shore, Sydney
Strawberry Mudcake by Dirty Fkr April 17, 2009