Muck Chucking

The act of Jizzing in your hand then throwing it in someone faces

Dave: Our lass loves a bit of Muck Chucking

by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

Time To Chuck My Muck Over Your Sister's Jubblies

A politer way of saying to a friend, i'm going to fuck your sister then sloppy jizz over her tits

Dave: Bobby, since you wouldn't make me a brew its Time To Chuck My Muck Over Your Sister's Jubblies

by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

mucklefuppet

To have a friend who’s a cunt.

“Oi Bob!”
“Yeah”
“Piss off you mucklefuppet!”
“Right then”

by ChrisC69er May 31, 2018

Bare Muck

The act of going for food with other people. Typically accompanied by a video where you name every person present at the 'muck' and then taking a large bite of whatever you ordered.

Russell: "Lets get it goin' ah?"
Friend 1: "Where are we going?"
Russell: "On a Bare Muck!"
Friend 2: "Oh great, im marved."
Friend 1: "Where's Schaffer?"

by SpicyOiBoi February 5, 2020

Man Muck

Rancid bodily secretions that mingle in the cracks and folds around the male anus, ballsack and chode; creating pungent yet sickenly appealing scratch and sniff opportunities.

Though the cameras of the world were pointing his way, the German football manager couldn’t resist reaching deep inside his trousers to scoop up some of the sweaty discharge that had collected deep inside his arse crack. As he drew his gruby fingers towards his mouth he inhaled deeply, the intoxicating aroma of last nights spunk and this morning’s skid marks filled his nostrils. ‘Who cares about the score when you have all this delicious man muck collecting in your pants!?’ He sighed

by Herbert Schweffe October 30, 2018

mother mucker

When you want to call someone a mother fucker, but don't want to get in trouble.

Origin:
In Texas Hold'em, you can fold your hand and throw your cards into the "muck". Now imagine someone does that to a mom. Pretty messed up.

"Hey why do I not get a raise this year? I'm outta here you mother mucker"

"Oh this mother mucker just cut in front of me."

by Kevin Ju-ann May 16, 2021

mackstracted

To be distracted in awe of a friend or co-worker macking (and being succesful) on someone WAY out of their league.

At the hotel me and the other valets were mackstracted at Josh's fruitful conversation with the attractive Milf in the expensive Lexus.

by beebix June 11, 2006