Muckma

Acronym.
Microsoft, U Can Kiss My Ass.

A substitute for profanity to use when dealing with restrictive or buggy aspects of a Microsoft operating system software package. Frequently used by pro-Linux staff working in an Microsoft mandated IT department.

1. "Arg !! Another BSOD ! Muckma !".
2. "Corporate said we have to use IIS". "Muckma.."

by IT_Dude May 1, 2011

muckman18

The most idiotic muck player of all time

Person 1: "Oh its muckman18"

Person 2"Bet he would die in the first 8 seconds!"

by jaidengirl November 9, 2022

Muckwanna

A person who hopes you fail or screw up. Can also mean someone talking shit or nonsense.

Forget it brah, she's a muckwanna. She's talking bear shit.

by Japanese Phil April 10, 2023

the muskman

An increasingly popular nickname for the wunderkind biz-tycoon, Elon Musk, kept in lower case letters to counteract his enormous narcissism and coined primarily because his business sense just so frequently stinks.

Well the muskman has done it again, he’s taken Twitter into the the toilet by firing three quarters of its employees and now flushing its familiar catchy name and appealing logo to be replaced by an impossibly lifeless “X.”

by Dr Bunnygirl July 25, 2023

muckbang

generally a get together to do heavy narcotics and eat generous amounts of food to the point where they need to be in the icu preferably

Girl 1: Lets do a muckbang?
Girl 2: I already have 2lbs of herion and meth, just bring the weed.
Girl 1: Nice

by mari y. May 1, 2019

Muckbang

The act of eating copious amounts of food with a group of friends while violently masturbating or having intercourse with said food and/or friends.

A) "Man, that muckbang last week was the best thing ever!"
B) "Yeah, my asshole will still never be the same. Plus I think there's still pudding in my urethra."

A) "Hehe. Sorry about your ass. Next time I'll use whipped cream."
C) "Yup, I'll bring the lemon marang next time, too!"

by jayrodmurderface February 6, 2022

muckbang

when you poop yourself

Dude i just {muckbanged}

by jjjjjjjjhhhhhhhhhhhhhh March 19, 2017