MUBS

Monsters Under the Bed Syndrome. Used in poker discussion forums to denote play that is overly fearful of those very good hands that are rarely dealt.

Ever since I lost to that royal flush, I've been having a case of the MUBS.

by Cy N April 9, 2006

mub

to rub your hand up the crease of your buttocks and around your anus, then ambushing an unsuspecting victim with the same hand ih their face (whilst shouting 'mub' at them)

mub is bum backwards

boasting to a friend :"I leapt out and gave him the mub, he was discusted".

to mub someone

by brewlio May 11, 2007

MUB

Abbreviation for "Messed Up Bitch"
Definition: (noun) Referring to girls or girly guys who are used to debauched life such as drinking, doing drugs, and getting laid or have absolutely lost a sense of morale

She's a MUB! She's now going out his ex-boyfriend's father.

by dododo olleh July 25, 2011

MUBs

Misogynistic Untermensch Bastards: Men who think that Women are only a life support system for a vagina.

MUBs who support gender inequality, genital mutilation of women and selective abortion of female babies, etc.

by Scared Feminine August 13, 2010

Mubs

A man who has stubby fingers ... alluding to another apendage ... Mubs = Man Nubbs

Dude look at that guys hands, he's got serious mubs!!

by OregonGeorge January 14, 2009

mubs

to masturbate in a public place such as a public restroom, bus, airplane, hotel lobby, and/or friend's grandmas hosue

My friend did a mubs at the Starbucks drivethru last night

by SNEEEEvES August 23, 2010

Mubbed

The state of being annoyed by something little which wouldn't usually annoy you but it is bugging you
A feeling that makes you rather uncomfortable

"I wish she would go away. She's making me feel mubbed"
"You look a little mubbed today"

by Jemsu November 27, 2019