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MTBF

Mean Time Between Fucks (cfr. Mean Time Between Failure in IT)
How is your MTBF lately ?
by Pat___ January 9, 2008
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mean time between failures. it is used to measure the reliability of machines or systems. It is the result of dividing the total work time planned by the number of stoppages due to equipment failure.
In the american automobile plants mtbf has been found to be just 30% of that at the japanese makers, even in the US, like honda and toyota
by Enrique Mora February 20, 2004
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MTBF

1. In machines, the amount of time, when operating a bank of machines, between any one of them failing. Not lifetime, as hard drive manufacturers want you to think. It is the average amount of time between failures of indivdual parts when talking about a system.

2. In biology, the average lifespan of each individual organism which has a particular set of genes or "environment of luck". An "environment of luck" can be something like all people who fly on a plane, living around individuals who want you dead in the worst way,all people who smoke, or some other demographic.
1. When punching laced cards on a bank of keypunch punched-card makers, the average MTBF is about three cards.
1. In an average house, it is normal to burn out 3 incandescent light bulbs in a month. Therfore the MTBF is 10 days.
2. Teacher:"King tut only lived to be 19."
Mocking Student:"Wow, his MTBF is in the toilet!"
2. "The MTBF of John Benet Ramsey is quite short."
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Meantime between Fornications
Hmmm... I wonder what that chick's MTBF is....
by hudsonsculler@hotmail.com January 16, 2005
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mtfu

man trans fag undercover

when you see the mtfu bumper sticker or your favorite bars being invaded by mtfu
my favorite bar just got taken over by mtfu (man trans fags and undercovers) time to find a new bar
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mtbfl

Slang for a text; Me too bestie for life
Person A: “I’m so excited for you to come!”
Person B: “Mtbfl!!!”
by D.e.f.I.n.e.r. November 3, 2023
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