McMoment

An instance where someone does something unusually stupid, forgetful or otherwise unwise and embarrassing. While potentially devastating for the individual engaging in the incident, such instances are the fodder of legends, folktales and safety manuals. May or may not involve a certain fast food chain.

HAHAHA! Kevin just farted while interviewing Bono live on television! What a McMoment!

Remember that McMoment when Kevin fell out of the moving car? He lost his earlobe, but man it was hilarious!

by ChompaChewyChomp July 7, 2017

Mr.Mom

A Dad who is unemployed or divorced and has to act as a Mom would in relationship to taking care of the kids.

Pampers melt in a maytag dryer, crayons go up one drawer higher, rewind barney for the fiftenth time, Breakfast 6, naps at 9, there's bubble gum in the Baby's hair, Sweet potatoes in my lazy chair, been crazy all day long, and it's only monday Mr. Mom

by Charlotte October 10, 2004

momometer

Noun
a measurement of how your mom would interpret a situation

I can't post that photo, my momometer will go off the charts!

by hersyfit March 19, 2015

Memometer

Any tool that checks or tracks information related to internet memes.

Nice memometer, there. Maybe next time you can create something useful, though.

by Joel owns this word April 20, 2011

MrMouse

The act of bigging oneself up unnecessarily through a gaming headset and not being unwilling to do so in person. Squeaking loudly through said device.

I was on the PS3 last night and everyone was giving it MrMouse at me.

by Cybermanc9 October 17, 2010

MROMS

Mom reading over my shoulder.

Use MROMS when you are texting or chatting online and your mom is reading over your shoulder. This lets the other person know that the conversation is not private. They can then choose to filter, or liven it up!

by jenny100 February 23, 2011

mimomic

Pronounced "mi-mom-ick" ("ick" as in "icky")

To repeat and imitate the words or actions of a person because you find it pretty-darn hilarious and/or wish to tell another person about it for he/she was not present at the time to witness the hilariousness.

This is usually done with more or less the exact tone and/or gestures of the person in order to present the situation almost as accurately as the original person did.

*Herd of school students are racing out of the hallways to go out for lunch time*

Girl 1: They're gonna burst my balloons!
Girl 2: We've got to get outta here! *with dramatic body gesture*
Girl 1: Hahahaha! What was that?!
Girl 2: What was what?
Girl 1: "We've got to get out of here!" *with the same dramatic body gesture* Wahahaha!
Girl 2: Shut up *she has been mimomiced*

Girl 1: *still laughing while she runs to tell her other friend what happened* Oh my soul, you should have seen what just happened. *chuckle chuckle*
Boy 1: Hahaha, what?
Girl 1: Everybody was like racing out to lunch but they were like hurdling towards us and I was holding my balloons.

Boy 1: Okay, go on.
Girl 1: So I'm like, "They're gonna burst my balloons!". Hahahaha, and she's says, "We've got to get outta here!". *with the same dramatic body gesture*
Boy: Hahahahaha, what the heck?

Girl 2: Shut up! *she has been mimomiced for the second time*

by Gin and Platonic™️ May 19, 2013