Getting a blumpkin on Christmas (Mr. Hankey is the “Christmas Poo” from South Park). What is a blumpkin? One who receives a blumpkin gets a blowjob while defecating on the toilet. What a way to celebrate Christmas.
So happy for all the presents that Santa brought, Mrs. Smith decided to reward him with milk, cookies and a Mr. Hankey Blumpkin for his efforts.
by blumpkin.com April 25, 2011
Get the Mr. Hankey blumpkin mug.Means to have to defecate or have a bowel movement or to have to take a dump. Mainly used for an emergency situation, where the movement in imminent, but can be used for any announcement of your condition.
Remember that jalepeno burrito I had earlier, with the ice cream sundae and Heinekins for dessert? Well, Mr Hankey is knocking on the door about now!!
I've been sick all day, and I think Mr Hankey is knocking on the door again.
I've been sick all day, and I think Mr Hankey is knocking on the door again.
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Mr. Tuppet is such a Mr. Hankey !!! He gave us a huge review packet that had nothing useful for the test and now all of us are going to fail
by Not a famous vines March 5, 2019
Get the Mr. Hankey mug.When you take a shit and decide you want to jack off but don’t want to flush twice so you jerk off into the toilet and your turd comes alive.
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I MR HANKEYS TOPHAT ed that motherfucker!!!
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by Not a famous vines March 5, 2019
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