A Mexican Penis That Is Ready To Cum Explode. The cum, or cheese, comes out very slowy and takes forever to swallow.
by SeaHawksRule December 13, 2008
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Did you hear about Jim?
Yeah he got a mozzarella stick, been in the hospital for weeks. You can stick a watermelon in there.
Yeah he got a mozzarella stick, been in the hospital for weeks. You can stick a watermelon in there.
by Jerky 24 July 9, 2011
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Get the Mozzarella stick mug.When you take a girls shit and cut out the middle and ejaculate inside the hole. Then, the girl or yourself must eat it.
by garfield god 4 February 28, 2022
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Verb
The act of two uncircumcised men with smegma docking to create a tube of dick cheese
Noun
A tube of dick cheese created by docking
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The act of two uncircumcised men with smegma docking to create a tube of dick cheese
Noun
A tube of dick cheese created by docking
by Thunderblunder April 24, 2025
Get the Mozzarella Stick mug.The act of busting your spunk and freezing it. After freezing your load you batter, bread and deep fry it. Once your "Stick" is ready to go, you repetitivly ram your partners rump with the roughly breaded spunk stick until her ass hole bleeds, the blood being marinara sauce.
by Sinfrey August 27, 2009
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