moosecat

half moose, half cat, a huge creature that is about the size of a large R.V. can swallow children whole and like to smash chinkens

ahhh! look out! that moose cat is coming right for us!

by ian rocks! March 2, 2005

Monosectoarialism

The cientific definition of a boner. Mono= One Secto=Area Arial= Sky high

One area (of the body) sky high *_-

Bill: "Do you want to touch my monosectoariali?"

Dawn: "Yes, I didn't know you had Monosectoarialism. May I touch it?"

by Mikel, Tyler December 20, 2008

Moosecock

A large penis found on a Moose. If your wife saw it she'd have to suck it and you'd be without a woman.

My wife and I were hunting when I saw a moose with a big moose cock. She yelled oh my god and ran over and sucked it and filed for divorce the next day.

by Lost MYWIVE August 21, 2003

moosechild

The epitome of an slow moving, smelly and sedentary creature. They are generally solitary with the strongest bonds between mother and calf.

guy: no one likes you!

girl: oh shush you moosechild

by juicymango August 22, 2011

Hogan MOOSECOCK

a man with a paris hilton like stature, claims he has a moosecock, and wears women's boy short panties as shorts, talks with a deep texan hooker like voice. He has been spotted walking the slums of st.marteen. once you have tamed the beast he will refer to you as "cool as ice"

look at the texan tranny hooker, he looks like a hogan moosecock

by cockmongrelsxm July 7, 2011

Moosecow

A mixture between a moose and a cow. Moosecows can vary in looks, but it can be usually be identified as a tauntaun in the movie "Star Wars".

I rode my very own moosecow today to school.

by teenietinyteen July 8, 2011

Moosecock

what an asshole calls an asshole

A guy who has risen above the level of douchebag, it also covers random normal asshole who's action leaves you speechless...that is a moosecock

by moosecocks.com July 12, 2011