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Lawn Mowing

A task of pure evil brought on by the spring and summer months, and subsequent rain and sun in these periods of time. The task robs humans of precious time in these seasons and is a real pain in the ass. Problems with lawn mowing equipment, such as mower not running,being out of gas,out of oil,and weed eater broken are just some of the fun times and great stuff in store for all to enjoy.
by TV CAR April 8, 2010
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mowing the lawn

When one shaves off all of his or her pubic hairs.
Kaytee: Hey Bria! Guess what? I mowed my lawn today!

Bria: Too much info..
by Kaytee August 7, 2004
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Mousing

Using his thumb and index finger, a man first grasps his penis and testicles at the base. Using the opposite hand, he wraps the penis downward, over his index finger, and lightly grasps the tip with his middle or ring finger. With his free hand, he lightly dabs the side of his penis and testicles with a stamp pad, liberally inking both. Then he rotates his manhood 90 degrees, such that the testicles are vertical and the penis is on one side. Then he bursts forth towards his unsuspecting partner, stamping her as many times as possible before she can escape, leaving numerous Mickey Mouse silhouettes.
I surprised my girlfriend last night, I gave her a good mousing.
by BBaggins September 26, 2009
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4 in the ass 1 mowing the grass

When a man is fingering his gf with 4 fingers in her ass and on the thumb a razor is taped on and he proceeds to shave your pubes while simultaneously fingering her asshole
Hey Bro! I heard you did 4 in the ass 1 mowing the grass with your girlfriend last night before eating her out! Awesome!
by tinytingle December 26, 2020
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Mowing Lawn

To clean up/take care of, someone else's business. Most commonly used when referring to "someone else's business" as women.

To take another man's object of affection, right from under him.
Even though Gary really liked Miley, Adam really 'mowed his lawn' by having sex with her first. Therefore, Adam is really good at 'mowing lawn'.
by doomsday00 February 18, 2009
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left hand mousing

the act of masturbating while using the computer.
i.e. your right hand is occupied, so you must navigate with your left.
bob: "hey man, are we going drinking tonight?"
bill: "naw man, i have a left hand mousing date with CSL0938 from adultfriendfinder."
by Trent Schoneweis August 22, 2007
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Mousing

Any mischief or shenanigans by a person or group of people (usually teens/college kids.) Synonymous with booling.
Bro where did Tyler go?
I heard he’s mousing with Janessa behind the shed. 😳

Yo last night I went mousing with the boys.

No way what did u guys do?
We found a group of rockets and then took out some mailboxes.
by KMouse June 12, 2020
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