moustachio

A plump male individual who prefers sweat-pants to jeans and has a dirty "crust-ache" to make himself look older.

someone is actually talking to moustachio.

by j-roc November 3, 2003

moustachio

a species of monkey/human... this species has all the abilities of a human, but also has more hair than a monkey butt

oh, my god! it's mustachio-man!

by Yamasa February 22, 2003

Moustachiod T-Rex

Someone that loves rape. Like Moustachiod T-Rex on reddit.

I'm Moustachiod T-Rex'in about those cute young boys.

by Moustachiod T-Rex October 23, 2011

Moustachioistic

The act or the practice of adoring moustaches to the point beyond obsession. A point that progresses the protagonist of the act to explore activities & fantasies with the concept and realities of them. The ignited enthusiast of the craft then moves beyond violent and pornographic suggestion sometimes bordering on acting out disturbingly shocking fantasies that involve moustaches of all types, especially the "Rollie" , "The Swirler" , "Stalin", "Burt Reynolds" "The Nietzche" and the "Hitler".

David and Sarah took a walk to the brook to take in the first days of spring, when suddenly a moustachio'd man approached them. David had bee having "Moustachioistic" fantasies as pf late and had been sharing them with Sarah. As a child, she was terrified of Moustaches but had lately unlocked her own "Moustachioistic" frenzied state. Alone now with the moustachio'd man by the brook. You can only guess what happened.

by Qwendal Orlando Myiagi May 16, 2014

Moustachioistic

The act or the practice of adoring moustaches to the point beyond obsession. A point that progresses the protagonist of the act to explore activities & fantasies with the concept and realities of them. The ignited enthusiast of the craft then moves beyond violent and pornographic suggestion sometimes bordering on acting out disturbingly shocking fantasies that involve moustaches of all types, especially the "Rollie" , "The Swirler" , "Stalin", "Burt Reynolds" "The Nietzche" and the "Hitler".

David and Sarah took a walk to the brook to take in the first days of spring, when suddenly a moustachio'd man approached them. David had been having "Moustachioistic" fantasies as of late and had been sharing them with Sarah. As a child, she was terrified of Moustaches but had lately unlocked her own "Moustachioistic" frenzied state. Alone now with the moustachio'd man by the brook. You can only guess what happened.

by Qwendal Orlando Myiagi May 16, 2014