1. the reason why teens stay out longer than what they were supposed to. A wild moose man appears when teens go outside alone without a cellphone,He steals whatever they have in their left pocket and then he chases them around for anywhere from 30 minutes to 3 hours because he wants their parents to yell at them for being late.
2. the unknown danger that parents warn their kids about
2. the unknown danger that parents warn their kids about
mom: vivi!! why where you gone so late?
vivian: A wild moose man attacked me mom!he stole all the change i had in my left pocket!
vivian: A wild moose man attacked me mom!he stole all the change i had in my left pocket!
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