mourning

(n.) related to breakfarce

You would not believe the mourning I've had!

by el revez May 14, 2004

book-mourn

When you finish a really good book or tv show or whatever and you feel all empty and achy and sad. usually these feelings are followed by large consumptions of food, sleeping all day and just being all around depressed.

Lucy: "what the fuck is up with Ralphie?"

-Ralphie is staring at a wall, every now and then he slams his head into it-

Arnold: "He's book-mourning, and his name is Ralphie, so that can't help things"

by kidchino February 1, 2009

Mourn Hub

A nickname for a funeral home

A: Got any plans tomorrow?
B: No... Well... I'll be going to my dad's funeral at the Mourn Hub.

A: Aw, man, I'm sorry about that. If you're feeling mourny, give me a call, I know someone you might like.

by haha_Lost Boys January 21, 2019

Mourning wood

Why would you search this in urban dictionary?

A Terraria boss lol

Hey Mike you are a Mourning wood

by Sir. Get Nebwed December 3, 2019

mourning wood

(n) when one pop's a boner at a funeral, or a wake

Damn man, did you see Jimmy's dead grandma?? she gave me mourning wood.

by Greg "El Capitan" April 16, 2006

Mourning After

When you wake up the following morning, take a look at who is laying next to you, and are horrified in disbelief that you slept with *that*.

The Mourning After began when he saw the bitch he slept the night with.

by DirkD January 26, 2007

Mourning wood

getting a boner at a funeral.

when i was at aunt Betty's funeral uncle Sean had mourning wood when he saw the body

by Rammit Inmah Asshol May 17, 2017