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4 way mounted mantle penis

4 large slabs of 2x4 pieces of wood with 4 large rubber dildos attached.

extras contain a large spinning circular plate for cock slapping.
i would love to go upstairs and use my 4 way mounted mantle penis.
by the creator ;) December 13, 2010
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wall-mounted

Wall-mounted; getting so fucked up you become a vegetable.
"Get off the wall jack you Wall-mounted fuck"
by Phonik July 10, 2016
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Pretty self explanatory isnt it?
the tripod mounted twin beam dual reactor multipurpose particle ray with a built in ion cannon 3d particle accelleration device with a tissue mutation bean cryo genetical freezing sereum intergrated missle defence system nuclear powered air refraction device with a titanium plated nano enhanced bio genetic subterranean drilling unit with a cold fusion powered fission controlled pulse repition wave generator with a neuro planted japan made self installed mind manipularisation array with a biodegradable hand made master control terminal with a built in light emitting diode is good
by Hows Your [FACE] October 14, 2006
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Face mounted

The greatest sexual act on earth. The girl lies down, and you mount her face from the side, with the top of her head between your thigh. then you just hump her mouth, chin face, while she licks it. The most dominating and pleasurable experience ever. rock on!
I face mounted this girl lastnight! I owned that chick!

awesome bro!
by shinebright October 30, 2009
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brokeback-mounted

Seeing him in a western bar in leather chaps, being brokeback-mounted was Lance's dirty dream.
by dar ted December 29, 2006
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lmg mounted and loaded

one of the random line that the operator tachanka from the game Rainbow 6 siege when deploying his portable lmg
rook : tachanka we need backup!
tachanka : *places lmg* LMG MOUNTED AND LOADED!
by Goldy6946 April 17, 2017
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belly mounted

an object that is mounted to the underside of an aircraft.
Team Tandemonium's shitty fuel "pod" isn't belly mounted.
by Latonia December 12, 2007
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