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Taiwanese Mountain Climber

The act of placing two naked Taiwanese women your shoulders and fingering them simultaneously with one hand. Meanwhile taking a bonsai tree and shoving it up your own rectum with your other hand.
tom- dude i got two Taiwanese hookers last night...
steve- please tell me you didn't do what i think you did.
tom- oh yah i did the Taiwanese Mountain Climber
by xXxpidgexXx May 24, 2009
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the mountain climber made of dick (mcmd)

When you cum on your girlfriend and she drinks out of you penis like a straw.
"Get your face on it and suck," said johnny as he got the mountain climber made of dick (mcmd),"yeah thats right bitch." and she had a cum smoothie.
by Cockface Maguyver April 22, 2009
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The Mountain climber

When you stand on the toilet seat facing the wall and take a pee into the bowl. This can also be done back to the wall and that is known as backwards nancy mountain climber.
Me: dude whos up for The Mountain Climbers in the school bathroom?

Tyler: I am
by BNFD TB Dockers November 1, 2011
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