condom mouff

Someone who sucks dick all the time.

Shut up with, condom mouff .

by AHowell June 11, 2006

Put your tittes in my mouff son

When one in the places the areola in the mouth of Andrew for the satisfaction asociated with such action.

Hey, put your titties in my mouff, son!!

by Andrew May 1, 2004

Muff Fax

Like in the car commercials for Carfax where it has the information on the car like how many owners wrecks and problems. Muff Fax is the info on a girls muff and how many "owners'' or problems like std's or anything undesirable.

Alex: I wonder how many guys she has been with?

John: We need to get some Muff Fax!

by 748134 September 1, 2011

Muff Gust

Noun

An immensely powerful gust of wind which is excreted from the vaginal cavity which causes widespread chaos, famine and general ludicrous emotional distress to other humans and animals alike.

A long time ago a Muff Gust created the Sahara Desert

by Turdy McFisilau November 3, 2011

muff dong

noun. A dong appearing mound under a girls panties or swimsuit created by an abundance of pubic hair

Check out that girls muff dong

by Jim "the sasquatch" April 15, 2010

honkey muffa

a durogatory word to desricbe one of the white race. meaning honkey mother f*****

That guy is a honkey muffa

by chuffy1969 January 4, 2010

Steven Moffat

Evil Genius
One of the writers for Doctor Who and Sherlock on the BBC.
Enjoys tormenting his fans with twists, cliffhangers, and long waits between seasons.
Frequently blamed for the heartbreak fans experience from his shows.

Show ends with a terrible cliffhanger: This show is totally pulling a Steven Moffat!

Sherlock fan: Now I have to wait a year for the torment to end. Why does Steven Moffat torment me so? *shakes fist at air* Moffat!

by You'll never guess August 3, 2012