Mofat

is the act of dropping out of a chat conversation. It's an exaggerated act of Mofat when one initiates the conversation and instantly go away.

Dude, did you chat up with Jo online?

No man, he said hi then pulled a Mofat.

by neverawayonchat February 16, 2010

poop in mi mouf

When you are upset with your life and deserve some shit in your mouth

news: Donald trump won the election!

Jane: poop in mi mouf, Donald!

by Ratchethoeeee May 15, 2016

dirty moffatt

When a man (not neccessarily but usually a tech teacher) takes a dildo, (usually made of wood) and sticks it up his ass while masterbating. After coming, the man pulls out the dildo, and then, with a left-to-right motion, whipes it on his moustache.

bradly gave himself a dirty moffatt on the snowday.

by Alejandro Fernandez December 14, 2008

Moufy

a fresh rapper from Roxbury, Mass at 19 he has the most downloaded mixtape from Boston. Had a big hit opening for Mac Miller in Boston.

Marcus: who's that new fresh kid outa boston?

Sam: Moufy man, Star Gang or die.

by bostonboy324 August 13, 2011

Mouf Off

To speak bluntly or boldly!

To give oral pleasure with so much passion; it becomes a spritual experience for some!

Oral Godd3ss Mya Cherri is the creator of Mouf Off!

Her mouf off game is so amazin she has men/women in awe!

When she began to mouf off in the seminar I was enlightened!

by DGodd3ss August 23, 2023

pao moua

A legendary Asian spear that was created to slay and imprisoned the dragon demon. Myth was said that this spear alone created the continents after the creator pierce Earth's ground.

"Give me my Pao Moua to conquer"

by Pao Moua December 21, 2016

Moffat

a thing ALL whovians hate, despise, and still love.

my child was being a MOFFAT when she started crying

by the bad wolf May 15, 2013