mother's day

In California state issued welfare checks are issued monthly every 1st and the 15th, known to many in ghetto communities as "mothers day"

"Aaaw shit, look at these long assed baby cryin, loud ass ghetto folks up in this supermart... you should never do your shopping on mothers day.

mother's day by jord January 28, 2004

mother's apron

Abdominal skin flap above the pubic area created by having a baby and the loose skin remains loose.

That woman must have had about 15 kids because her mother's apron hangs below her knees.

mother's apron by BrendaLee January 1, 2006

Mother's Basement 

An insult used by hypocrites who live in their mother's basements.

"You are an idiot. Your 20's weren't raped by anybody in this administration. The fact that you sit in your mother's basement writing blogs and bitching about the state of afairs, while in reality doing nothing is laughable. The fact the people put stock in your opinions is sad. This movie is going to bomb, because people see O. Stone for the moron he is."

-Dumb Fool

Mother's Basement by Dr. Gori May 24, 2009

Mother's Milk 

Fourth full length album of the Red Hot Chili Peppers. Following the death of former guitarist Hillel Slovak, the album marks the debut of guitarist John Frusciante and drummer Chad Smith. Known for being the start of the groups commercial success, it features a variety of songs ranging from the funk laden riffs of "Subway to Venus" to the firey goodness that is "Punk Rock Classic".

There isn't a bad song on Mother's Milk.

Mother's Milk by everlong June 1, 2006

Mother's custard

Milk from one's mother's breasts, and more importantly a desire to drink that milk from her breasts.

When Jack got a whiff of lactating nipples in his house, he just knew he'd soon be enjoying a drop of Mother's Custard.

Mother's custard by Sean + Ben the Warehouse Boys September 15, 2003

Mother's Ass 

Used as an expletive when something bad happens to you at that moment.

After hitting your finger with a hammer: "Mother's Ass that hurt! I gotta remember to wear my fucking glasses!"
or
When you wake up one morning and realize that you are living down by the river in your van: "Mother's Ass... this fucking blows!"

Mother's Ass by rcraig November 14, 2011

Mother's day

Today (May 8th) is Mother's Day. You're supposed to treat your mommy special today. Like drawing a picture of her in crayon on your bedroom walls.

My Mommy says I'm special... I like to make it up to her on Mother's day.

Mother's day by Momma's Boy May 8, 2005