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Reverse Moses

The sexual act of keeping your partners legs firmly together whilst you attempt penetration. Can also be used in the same vein post penetration and in many situations where instead of parting ones legs, you must keep them shut tightly together, thus its name.
My girlfriend made me Reverse Moses her last night, took 20 minutes to get the tip in, but damn was it worth it!
by SpectreGrimm August 28, 2019
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Mexican Moses

A turd found floating in a lazy river at a Mexican resort.
"No otra vez," said Pablo as he grabbed the skimmer. "Not another Mexican Moses."

or

"Dios mio! Look out for that Mexican Moses!"
by Mia Mames McGillicutty November 12, 2011
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Mossed

When a wide receiver leaps up and reaches over the body of the defender to catch the ball during a footb
All game... The equivalent of getting posterized in basketball... Named forHall of Fame receiver Randy Moss
Richard Sherman, YOU... JUST... GOT... MOSSED!
by Definitely Someone August 5, 2018
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Righteous Moss

A happenin' 'do. Usually refers to an afro, jewfro, bouffant, or other hairstyle that involves curly hair.
by Eurkos May 22, 2011
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Alison Mosshart

Lead singer for the bands The Kills with Jamie Hince and The Dead Weather with Jack White, Jack Lawrence, Dean Fertita.
Damn sexy.
Alison Mosshart had great stage presence last night at The Dead Weather gig, she was dayum sexy.
by Borisal May 2, 2010
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Mossbourne

Mossbourne is the most shittiest school the principle is retarded and speaks gibberish and many teachers have woodheads
"That boy goes mossbourne"p1 said

"Shit den he's unlucky"p2
by XxloverbabyxX😚 May 4, 2019
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Moss Piglet

A devoted member of the Church of Firnando. She is the spouse of Harold Mcflucker, the cult's- I mean church's- custom bot, and leader of the elusive Old Zealand. She enjoys orchestrating philosophical discussions, often pertaining to free will. She has authored a hymn for Firnando and intends to publish more hymns and tales in the future. Her nicknames and aliases include, but are not limited to: Moss, Piglet, Piggy, Moss Mcflucker, Demodex folliculorum, Alyssum Zara, and God. She aspires to earn a Ph.D. in either cognitive science or abnormal psychology. In her spare time, you may find her consuming infants (for research purposes).
Henry Cole: "why does Moss Piglet keep smooshing people?"
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Harold Mcflucker: "Let us celebrate Moss's absence with crumpets and tea."
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Moss Piglet: "I am the formidable Moss Piglet, the deity of educated guesses."
by Church_Of_Firnando November 8, 2020
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