The Moshy P

When a girl or guy gets turned on by being covered in mashed potatoes and having a dude jizz on them—usually in the form of the man masturbating to completion on the mashed-potatoes-covered body of the other person.

“Boy if you wanta get face sat tonight- you’re going to have to give me the Moshy P before.”

“I just don’t think I will be able to jizz on the mashed potatoes.”

“Boyyyyyyy my booty be extra stanky for a face sit though.”

“Extra stanky?! For that I will definitely jizz in the mashed potatoes.”

by Daddypengy September 4, 2025

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Moshood

Moshood is a kind, caring, loving, trustworthy guy. He will never do anything to hurt anyone, he's rich, handsome, hardworking and loyal. You can never find any other like him. He has a sweet tooth, he loves juices, frozen yoghurt and ice cream. He'll treat you right and show you so much love. If you have a Moshood as a girl, marry him!

Him: She's been so happy lately!
Her: She found herself a Moshood!

by Anniedelavega February 2, 2020

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moseydick

to take an excessive amount of time to complete a task

I would have gotten to the beach an hour ago but the car ahead of me was moseydicking.

by BrOhio97 August 22, 2020

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Ted Mosby-ed

When you tell a girl you love her inappropriately soon, like on the first or second date or during a first time hook up.
Unless she is the girl from swim fan she will most likely be freaked out by this declaration of love.

"Dude I messed up last night, I brought this cutie home from the bar last night and accidentally Ted Mosby-ed her mid makeout session. She just said she had to go, as it was getting late and left."

by Dexvd February 29, 2012

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