mortlewad

When a man puts all of his dying energy into one final, powerful ejaculation.

Dude, after jimmy got shot in the chest, he TOTALLY gave sheleese a mortlewad. It tore her in half.

by george8888 December 14, 2005

Mortley

Smallest penis known to man

Eddie was embarrassed by his mortley so he never married.

by Boeyen April 23, 2021

Morted

The Act of Cumming inside Someone dressed as King julian while doing an "oh king julian" mort impression

He Morted at the sound of her saying, "Move it Move it"

by Biggie Cheese Suckin on Deez July 23, 2021