a Morten is a person who by pure ignorance does something really silly, and by accident causes extreme disaster
When trying to disable a nuclearbomb, the Morten goes "Look at me, im disarming the bomb by biting the wires" *BOOOOOOM*
by Korsa March 3, 2004
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by Mortency Manager May 29, 2011
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by MC Buller January 6, 2005
Get the Morten mug.The Word means "A person from the low-class". Used in a sentence: "The boy rode his "Kina" scooter".
"Kina" is the equivalent of "Poor" or "Homeless". "Morten" is commonly used as a pronoun to "Kina" and can therefore be called a synonym.
"Kina" is the equivalent of "Poor" or "Homeless". "Morten" is commonly used as a pronoun to "Kina" and can therefore be called a synonym.
by Molo2003 December 9, 2018
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Morten means succes of fishes.
If you want to succeed as a sportsfisher you need to change your name to Morten right away and you will gain skills right away.
Morten means succes of fishes.
If you want to succeed as a sportsfisher you need to change your name to Morten right away and you will gain skills right away.
"Now I feel like Morten" when you caught your biggest fish!
"I Just took an Morten" when you hook the greatest fish of your life!
"I Just took an Morten" when you hook the greatest fish of your life!
by Hookmanfiveo April 1, 2021
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"Did u meet that Mortan Kinnie?"
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Born 8/19/1960, Copenhagen, Denmark
Hometown: Indianapolis, IN
College: Michigan State Turned pro: 1982
The best kicker of all time. Andersen came the the U.S. in 1977 as a foreign exchange student and planned to stay ten months. He played football at Ben Davis HS in Indianapolis because they didn't have a soccer team. He has played more pro games than George Blanda and is closing in on Gary Anderson's scoring record.
Born 8/19/1960, Copenhagen, Denmark
Hometown: Indianapolis, IN
College: Michigan State Turned pro: 1982
The best kicker of all time. Andersen came the the U.S. in 1977 as a foreign exchange student and planned to stay ten months. He played football at Ben Davis HS in Indianapolis because they didn't have a soccer team. He has played more pro games than George Blanda and is closing in on Gary Anderson's scoring record.
by Student-Athlete September 22, 2004
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