Morten 

a Morten is a person who by pure ignorance does something really silly, and by accident causes extreme disaster

When trying to disable a nuclearbomb, the Morten goes "Look at me, im disarming the bomb by biting the wires" *BOOOOOOM*

Morten by Korsa March 3, 2004

Morten 

How males that are very strongly bonded refer to each other. Can be measured as a percentage (mortency) eg we are at 500% mortency. Women cannot be mortens.

Bob and Jeff are mortens.
Their mortency is at 300%

Morten by Mortency Manager May 29, 2011

Morten 

A "Morten" is a male person with a speech impediment and/or a tendancy for geeky behaviour.

"Hey, look at that guy with the braces!"
"Yeah, he's such a Morten!"

Morten by MC Buller January 6, 2005

Morten 

A weak boy who is normally referred to as "Kina" or "China". Usually drives around on a scooter.

The Word means "A person from the low-class". Used in a sentence: "The boy rode his "Kina" scooter".

"Kina" is the equivalent of "Poor" or "Homeless". "Morten" is commonly used as a pronoun to "Kina" and can therefore be called a synonym.

Morten by Molo2003 December 9, 2018

Morten 

Morten is the name of the greatest Halibuthunter, and the god of Haill!
Morten means succes of fishes.
If you want to succeed as a sportsfisher you need to change your name to Morten right away and you will gain skills right away.

"Now I feel like Morten" when you caught your biggest fish!
"I Just took an Morten" when you hook the greatest fish of your life!

Morten by Hookmanfiveo April 1, 2021

morten kinnie

morten kinnie in definition is some who worships their lord and saviour Morten the Math teacher. They will drink his spit and lick his feet if they had a chance. Most of them are probably blonde and really tall. Hide your children if you ever see them in the wild. They are scary scary and terrifying CREATURES

"Did u meet that Mortan Kinnie?"
"Yes i did and i was also with my kids, i had to hide them away and cross the street.. pisskink those morten kinnies"

morten kinnie by mortenkinniesurvivor August 23, 2021

Morten Andersen 

6'2" 225
Born 8/19/1960, Copenhagen, Denmark
Hometown: Indianapolis, IN
College: Michigan State Turned pro: 1982

The best kicker of all time. Andersen came the the U.S. in 1977 as a foreign exchange student and planned to stay ten months. He played football at Ben Davis HS in Indianapolis because they didn't have a soccer team. He has played more pro games than George Blanda and is closing in on Gary Anderson's scoring record.

Morten Andersen is clutch. Plus, he's Danish.

Morten Andersen by Student-Athlete September 22, 2004