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mortar

mix of cement, sand and water used in construction to bind materials, such as: between bricks to build a wall, used with rocks to make concrete, a layer before painting ...
we need more mortar to finish this wall
by Henigan January 10, 2017
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When having sex with a girl, pull out just before cuming, step back a few meters and aim upwards then shoot your load in a high-arcing trajectory, extra points if your shell hits the face.
Man, my girl dumped me cause i used my mortar on her.
by Yagdraa March 23, 2019
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Mortar

I shot a mortar yesterday
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Mortar

A fucking no skill card used by fucking pansies attempting to climb out of their mothers’ basement in an attempt to do anything with their useless fucking lives and existence
“You really use mortar? Are you sure you’ve had sex before?”
by yunyunkunkun June 16, 2021
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Mortar Strike

A game where two men sit side by side, separated only by a make-shift ‘wall’. Both contestants masturbate until ejaculation.

The aim of the game is for the contestant to hit the other contestant with their ejaculate, shooting up and over a wall like a mortar.
Keith: ‘Me and Lucious were playing mortar strike last night
Matthew: ‘Oh cool, did you win?’
Keith: ‘Yeah’
Matthew:’Really? Congrats
Keith:’Na just kiddin’ I am infertile and unable to create a child without the aid of science, and now I have semen in my chest hairs’
by TWC.TV May 25, 2018
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Mortar and Pestle

When your old lady jabs the wound with a phallic object furiously, with such emotional intensity not achieved by another activity.
What did you do last night?

Oh my plans got cancelled so I just whipped out the old mortar and pestle and went to town.
by weeman! September 23, 2009
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Mortar Cycle

Used by the most skillful players in Clash Royale, this deck guarantees you infinite tatas and kitty. If you are using this deck with the rocket, revolving around the mortar as your main win condition, you are probably going to be a multi-billionaire with 100+ wives with thick thighs. You got a mansion in Fiji with your own secret service. You have the best body structure in the world as well. This deck being as straight as a pencil, and these midladder shitters still beating you, but no matter what you shit on them. This deck takes big brain. You gaze upon the virgins who play mega knight, electro giant, wizard, lumber loon, as they abuse their moms credit card for gems. You are crazy at Clash Royale no matter the arena you are in if you play this deck. crazy boss.
Person 1: Hey, what deck do you play?
Person 2: Mortar Cycle
Person 1: That's why you have more than 100 mansions and a Gigachad body
Person 2: Yeah, we got some others living here. What deck you play?
Person 1: Icebow
Person 2: Come on in, get between a pair of thighs, and feel free to stay!
by NotInspire November 24, 2021
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