Morpheus

To place your balls over someone’s eyelids mimicking the pince-nez sunglasses choice of Morpheus. This should be done with your penis facing the top of the recipient’s head as if it runs along their nose, this is a completely different manoeuvre known as a Groucho.

I’ve Morpheused my girlfriend and whispered Wake up, Neo as I placed them over her eyes.

by suzy-lee June 26, 2021

Morpheus

1. One of the sons of Hypnos (Somnus), the god of sleep in the greek god mythology.
2. A character in the Matrix movies played by Laurence Fishbourne that gets either bitchslapped by the agents or is bitchslapping the agents.

"Were you listening to me Neo? Or were you looking at the women in the red dress?" - Morpheus in The Matrix, 1999.

by SvenskIdiot August 5, 2023

morpheus

Hes that guy that thinks Neo is the "one". I think. He beats people. But usually he is the one getting his ass kicked. Haha. Likes trenchcoats.

"Morpheus gets his ass kicked a lot."

by J.Lew July 3, 2003

Morpheus

The best dog ever!

Person 1: Hey, you should follow Morpheus on Insta!
Person 2: At 'bliz_morph'? Already did.

by PupsRule123 March 8, 2020

Morpheus

Name Morpheus is great name in hip hop european world.Morpheus is a hard gangsta rapper from czech republic and he rapping about street and crime.Rapper Morpheus is a big talent in eu rap.

Morpheus

by Epicworld August 17, 2017

Morpheus

Conor Babcock O'neil

I feel like god. I feel like Morpheus.

by BaldSpotChiller1 April 30, 2021

Morpheus

Yeah... I know... That's like the point of my thing here. I actually said that. "I'm like an Agent Smith." Those were my exact words.

Hym "Yeah, no, seriously guys. I literally wrote the 'Morpheus' instruction manual. My exact words were something along the lines of 'If I was a kickboxer and said the shit that I say... I could easily make 200 million dollars. If I knew that hot chick... I could easily make 200 million dollars.. If I lived in a place where owning a casinos was legal and I had some seed-money (maybe from monetizing hot goth girls)... I could buy a casino and make 200 million dollars...' It isn't hard. At all. But the thing I said what happening to me IS in fact happening. So, I needed a birds-eye-view and to be more than one guy... So... Byakugan! Kage Bunshin no Jutsu! There... Now I'm like an Agent Smith and we all see the thing they are doing to me. It's too easy. Really. It almost bores me to death... Almost..."

by Hym Iam April 12, 2023