mork

n. Slang. A person who is regarded as dull, rigidly conventional, and out of touch with current trends.

NIGGA! Get yo mork ass outta bed!

by Tony March 6, 2004

mork

~In the state or being a sloan ass nigga.
~The opposite of a trap star

Jeff, you hatin coz you a mork ass nigga and i'm a trap star nigga.

by JKBS September 8, 2010

mork

n. someone who is completely witless. a low level nincompoop who rarely sees things in perspective. Shallower than the dead sea and perchance saltier too...

wrong lane mork, you just bowled allen a gutterball...

by Alex Johansson September 22, 2008

mork

A combination of a Moron and a Dork. Just as a Lork is a Loser and a Dork.

That guy Demian is a such a mork.

by Rolland August 26, 2005

mork

A slang term for milk produced by a woman's breasts after childbirth as food for her child.

"I would love a mork and cum milkshake on this warm summer day"

by Daddystino May 5, 2021

Mork

Similar to the "shocker," the "Mork" involves inserting the first two fingers (index and ring fingers)into a female's vaginal opening while the third and fourth fingers (ring and pinky fingers) are inserted into the female's anal opening, all the while repeating the words, "nanu, nanu..." in a "Mork-like" voice.

"Hello dearest, I have a "Mork" for you. Nanu, nanu!!!
n. - morker, morkee
vt. - morks, morking, morked

by Tentius August 22, 2003

Mork

Mork is certainly the most beautiful person Walking on Earth. Their first name is as rare as they are themselves. Mork is talented, funny, sometimes stubborn and very cute. I had the chance to meet one of them and he embellished my whole life. His sparkling eyes, his caring smile, and his adorable laughter... There is no more beautiful melody than the echo of his laughter. Please, never break his heart.

Wowww Mork's talent is incredible, you should listen to his song

by arthurlovespaul February 24, 2020