Moriarty

Real. James "Jim" Moriarty. Consulting Criminal. Created the persona of Richard Brook, but don't believe the lies, he was a fake.

You should see Moriarty in a crown.
Fix it for me, Moriarty.
Moriarty was real.

by believeinsherlock May 8, 2012

Modar

n. Someone who is very knowledgeable about heraldry.

v. To discuss (usually at great length) on a topic of the Middle Ages or Renaissance, especially heraldry.

n. He is quite a Modar on family coat-of-arms.

v. She would Modar on for hours if her friends would let her.

by R K November 14, 2006

mortar

To "sit on a mortar" is to suffer the consequences of a 'dirty bomb' detonation.

"Unfortunately Your Highness, my husband had some dodgy prawn chimichongas for lunch and has sat on a mortar, thus he will not be able to attend tea."

by bromp December 9, 2008

mortard

Someone who spams mortar shells in Battlefield 4

Those mortards are a relentless at attacking the base

by asus 1090t March 13, 2014

Moriartying

The habit of emphasising one rANDOM word or phrase in a sentence.. you know.. for effect.

Random guy: I will burn the HEART out of you
*sets fire to your boyfriend*
You: Bro, stop Moriartying, it's terrifying and sexual all at once.
{hissing and drawn out vowels is equally effective}

by Chlobot May 27, 2015

mr moriarty

A suicidal, immigrant, geography teacher that hates every fiber of his being and his students. Very sweaty; very Irish. And very ginger. He spills his coffee down his shirt as ge gets unimaginably depressed and gets mental break downs when he gets bullies by his year 7 classes.

Bob: Have you seen that mr moriarty ?
Lucy: Yes, he has a mental breakdown last class

by Mr Moriarty Fandom September 15, 2019

Mexican Mortar Strike

Filling a sock with fresh crap that you just took and launching it into the air at an unsuspecting group of people. Must be launched in the air at a decent height. Works best after a night of heavy drinking and eating spicy food.

The people next door were being too loud at night, so Monty decided to launch a Mexican Mortar Strike on them.

by Jameson Vandersnatch September 6, 2011