Mortal Celery State

1. A state of physical health in which the very act of wiping sweat from one's brow produces more sweat than was originally present.

2. When medical attention must seek you.

Did you hear about Bryan Palpers? He's entered the Mortal Celery State!

by chonboi January 21, 2009

morally flexible

Not adhering to a certain set of principles, instead morally adapting to the situation at hand.

"When Mary was wealthy, she was against theft, but now that she's poor, she is a thief. I guess she is morally flexible."

by Catherder March 1, 2017

moralibo

nickname given to Haribo sweets by British Army soldiers and Marines as they are frequently given out while on ops and are claimed by soldiers to raise morale.

'Pass us the Moralibo, I've been yomping for hours'

by moralibo June 28, 2008

Mortal Kombat

A popular one-on-one fighting game developed in the USA first released on the arcade in the early 90's. One of the first games that featured digitized graphics and actors (now extinct form of graphics). Mortal Kombat was developed by Ed Boon and his partner John Tobias (later joined Ed). This game also featured excessive amounts of blood, gore, and violence. That scored serious controversy. When the game was going to be released on the home consoles, matters got worse. Feminists and liberals began to fight the game actively. Feminists blamed the game for violence towards women and liberals blamed the game for excessive violence being shown to children. A group called the Entertainment Software Ratings Board was then developed because of the violence. The founder, democrat senator Joseph Lieberman of Connecticut. Mortal Kombat was so popular, many sequels and spin offs were made. Distinctive characters include; Liu Kang (a shaolin monk with black hair who looks like Bruce Lee and practices martial arts), Sonya Blade (a military woman), Kano (a bald criminal with a cybernetic eye. He throws knives), Raiden (sometimes spelled Rayden, a thunder god), Johnny Cage (an actor who kicks and shoots green energy spheres from his arms), Scorpion (a yellow ninja who breathes fire and fires a spear from his hand), Sub-Zero (a blue warrior, who belongs to the Lin-Kuei with the ability to freeze his opponents), Shang-Tsung (a sorceror with the ability to morph into other characters), Goro (a four armed monster) and Reptile (a hidden Green warrior, one can fight him at the bottom of the pit. He mimics the moves of Scorpion and Sub-Zero. Later in the series, he gained his own moves), just to name a few.

(Scorpion impales Liu Kang with spear)
Scorpion: GET OVER HERE!!!
(Upper cuts Liu Kang)
Liu Kang: WAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
(Liu Kang flying kicks Scorpion, launching Scorpion backwards)

by rbxfromdashow August 24, 2004

Moral High Horse

A massive twat. A pretentious prick who takes it upon themselves to interject their own moral principles into a situation even when it clearly doesn’t concern them. Once they have inserted their bullshit they ride their moral high horse off into the sunset.

Oh shit there goes Alex on his Moral High Horse riding into the sunset

by The talking bush March 18, 2021

Mormal

A formal prom organized by Mormon youth leaders for Mormon teens. Young men ask young women to "Mormal" in fun and creative ways.

The good looking young man handed the cute girl a turnip while holding a sign that read, "Will you turnip with me to Mormal?" See #mormal on instagram for additional examples.

by lamodmom March 16, 2014

morally gray

An action that is a mix between good and bad; in the middle.

Robin Hood is Morally Gray

by TheGenieofLife September 17, 2016