Morbi is the coolest guy in chicago
Morbi is defined as hot, cool, and sweet with the ladies (and guys)
Morbi is defined as hot, cool, and sweet with the ladies (and guys)
by HOtness February 12, 2005
by Stickymonkey6969 May 17, 2023
He is a very naughty naughty boy indeed, which attaches a stick to his vagina hole to immitate a scrotum. This is very sad indeed. Indeed it is.
He also loves to have sex with a strap-on, especially with grammy's (riding them like a horse) while inside a treehouse.
He is a very dirty dirty boy!
He also loves to have sex with a strap-on, especially with grammy's (riding them like a horse) while inside a treehouse.
He is a very dirty dirty boy!
Marc: "lets do it like Alan (morbi)!"
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Dan: "lets be very naughty and have sex like morbi!"
Morbi: "yes lets, ill get the toy!"
Dan: "lets be naughty, girl!"
Morbi: "go to the treehouse! Let me get the toy"
Dan: "ok, ill play as the grammy!"
Dan: (while in the act of being ridden) "im lovin' it!"
Morbi: "you are a crazy crazy girl"
Crazy crazy girl strap on treehouse wild and free oh yes balls
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Dan: "lets be very naughty and have sex like morbi!"
Morbi: "yes lets, ill get the toy!"
Dan: "lets be naughty, girl!"
Morbi: "go to the treehouse! Let me get the toy"
Dan: "ok, ill play as the grammy!"
Dan: (while in the act of being ridden) "im lovin' it!"
Morbi: "you are a crazy crazy girl"
Crazy crazy girl strap on treehouse wild and free oh yes balls
by Mr sexy sexy boy May 17, 2016
A movie meeting the following criteria:
- exactly 1 hour and 44 minutes in length
- is considered a masterpiece
- features the iconic "Morbius" character
- made 15 morbillion dollars in the opening weekend
- features the world renowned method actor Jared Leto
A Morbie, in the end, is something that is world renowned, truly a beautiful masterpiece, and at the moment one of a kind thanks to the greatest movie of all time Morbius.
If someone were to believe that a Morbie were bad they deserve to be publically executed to be made an example of and have brought deep shame to their family.
A famous person who disliked Morbius was JFK whom was famously shot by a sniper which was followed by many peoples cheers of pure happiness and the sniper rewarded with a free pass to heaven.
- exactly 1 hour and 44 minutes in length
- is considered a masterpiece
- features the iconic "Morbius" character
- made 15 morbillion dollars in the opening weekend
- features the world renowned method actor Jared Leto
A Morbie, in the end, is something that is world renowned, truly a beautiful masterpiece, and at the moment one of a kind thanks to the greatest movie of all time Morbius.
If someone were to believe that a Morbie were bad they deserve to be publically executed to be made an example of and have brought deep shame to their family.
A famous person who disliked Morbius was JFK whom was famously shot by a sniper which was followed by many peoples cheers of pure happiness and the sniper rewarded with a free pass to heaven.
Person 1: "I didn't much enjoy Morbius"
Person 2: "What the fuck is wrong with you, you fucking homunculus, Morbius is a fucking masterpiece, it wasn't just a fucking movie, it was a Morbie"
Person 1: "Dude calm the fuck down people can have opinions"
Person 1's wife: "Why the fuck did I marry you, I'm taking the kids, you'll never see us again you worthless sack of shit"
Person 1: "Wait what?, honey come on calm down!"
*Person 1's cellphone rings*
Person on the phone: "Hello is this person 1?"
Person 1: "Yes.. why?"
Person on the phone: "your parents are dead, they killed themselves after hearing that they ended up raising such a worthless jobbernowl that dislikes a world renowned Morbie masterpiece"
Person 1: *shoots himself*
Person 2: "fucking deserved it, the world is better now"
Markiplier: "Hello my name is Markiplier"
Person 2: "What the fuck is wrong with you, you fucking homunculus, Morbius is a fucking masterpiece, it wasn't just a fucking movie, it was a Morbie"
Person 1: "Dude calm the fuck down people can have opinions"
Person 1's wife: "Why the fuck did I marry you, I'm taking the kids, you'll never see us again you worthless sack of shit"
Person 1: "Wait what?, honey come on calm down!"
*Person 1's cellphone rings*
Person on the phone: "Hello is this person 1?"
Person 1: "Yes.. why?"
Person on the phone: "your parents are dead, they killed themselves after hearing that they ended up raising such a worthless jobbernowl that dislikes a world renowned Morbie masterpiece"
Person 1: *shoots himself*
Person 2: "fucking deserved it, the world is better now"
Markiplier: "Hello my name is Markiplier"
by LeanDrinkingMorbiusFan July 01, 2022
by OccamsRzr August 08, 2011
by DoodleBaldiBFB June 30, 2022