Mockologist

A person who constantly mocks others, including friends.

Mockologist purpetrates evil, cutting words that hurt your soul.

by justshill November 13, 2009

Memologist

A memologist is a person who creates memes and has mastered the art of memery and memology.

Oof 1: Oof! You're one of the greatest memologists of our time, Oof.
Oof 2: Oof! Thank you, Oof.

by NickiTheMemist September 22, 2017

Mobologist

A fake "scientist" that studies the mafia and mob involvement in modern history. This person panders to a dumb demographic that thinks they know about the Italian culture and infers they are all gangsters.

After reading the godfather, I am now a mobologist.

by Jackson doff October 30, 2017

Trust me, I'm a mixologist.

A phrase often uttered by amateur bartenders who don't know what the hell they're doing, in order to gain the trust of a customer who doesn't know what they really want.

Customer: How do you know this drink will be good?

bartender: Trust me, I'm a mixologist.

by t3vin24 April 7, 2017

moriologist

A person who has been hired to mourn at a funeral!

"That veiled woman is an absolute moriologist!"

by Dr. Sam Sultan October 17, 2014

Mixologist

A tattooed apron wearing douchebag adorned with a quasi trendy moustache, usually wearing a page boy cap who significantly overcharges you for a gin and tonic with a rose petal in it whilst boring the fuck out of you about how he made his own campari

Q: Should we get some negronis?

A: NO! That bar spoon spinning hipster douche mixologist behind the bar will find some way to fuck up a three ingredient drink, call it a craft cocktail and charge us through the asshole for them. I will get a bottle of beer with the cap still on it if they can't fuck that up...

by Notabeardedvillian December 9, 2021

topologist

someone who gives good oral sex

a woman or man who gives good head or top is a topologist

by loko102 January 19, 2014