mooselike

Mooselike is a term used to describe something that goes wrong. Instead of saying "i broke my foot, how terrible" one might say "i broke my foot, how MOOSELIKE"

Alex: Holly it's been raining, is your pussy still wet?

Holly: No, i'm afraid not

Alex: How mooselike!

by Alexness May 28, 2006

Moostake

A portmanteau of moustache and mistake.

It's used because the two are diametrically opposed. Moustaches are very good, and mistakes are very bad.

Dude: Last night you were mackin' on that sea cow, what a moostake.

by Brink Dogg July 13, 2009

moustake

bad facial hair

John's poor fashion sensibility was only emphasized by the moustake on his upper lip.

by sevenpeople December 1, 2009

Moosetard

Noun. Someone who is both remarkably ugly and really stupid. Can be geographical to include country prefix.

Look at that fuckin idiot... talk about American/English/French Moosetard

by filmycoating December 9, 2008

Moosetard

An amazingly good looking human being who is particularly superior at sports.

Person highly talented at whatever they do

You can only dream of being a Moosetard

by Moosetard15 September 24, 2010

mooseketeer

Fans of Jared Padalecki/Sam Winchester*

*Supernatural character

Yesterday I saw a picture on tumblr with Jared and one of his mooseketeers.

by assbuttsammy May 9, 2014

moistake

A Moistake. When you plan on farting, but things end up a bit moister than first expected. Verbs: Moistaking, Moistaked, Moistaker

I went to a new fish house last night, and now I've been making moistakes all morning.

by Moisty Fred October 21, 2014