mooseltoe

cameltoe at Christmas time. Also known as christmastoe.

Kim had mooseltoe in the pants she wore to the company christmas party.

by Stu January 24, 2005

Mooselini

A petty dictator from a sparsely populated state with a large moose population.

Governor Mooselini today fired yet another agency chief for daring to question her policies.

by steverino247 October 28, 2008

mooselick

The act of licking someone, usually their face, with tongue flattenned out in order to cover as much surface as possible in a sweeping motion. The subject, or "victim" ends up feeling - and looking, if your tongue is moist enough - like they just got licked by a large moose.

Best done when everyone has been drinking. Also should be announced beforehand if done as a game.

Hey, Bill just mooselicked Joe when he was too drunk to resist!! Gross!!

by M Scott July 11, 2006

mooseketeer

Fans of Jared Padalecki/Sam Winchester*

*Supernatural character

Yesterday I saw a picture on tumblr with Jared and one of his mooseketeers.

by assbuttsammy May 9, 2014

mooselim

A suicide bombing moose. Found mainly in New Jersey. Some areas include Passaic, Camden, and Newark.

That Mooselim just blew me man!!

by JDKK November 3, 2010

mollelike

1. to be incredibly ignorant around the opposite sex

"My, you were very mollelike around Marsha today. Lord knows she don't want you back after dun cheated on her with Mandy."

by assassin10 November 9, 2009

Mooselim

Islam religeon for moose.

That moose is mooselim.

by batman8813 January 17, 2017