A northern Ontario twist on the term "to have egg on your face" derived from the shame and embarrassment which is bestowed upon a household who has been foolish enough to allow a moose to venture into their front yard ultimately leaving tracks in an otherwise fresh and unperturbed layer of snow. It is important to note that a fresh an untouched layer of snow in Northern Ontario is comparable to well-manicured lawn in areas of the world where snow is avoidable at times of the year.
Lou : So I was dancing with that girl all night and it wasn't until I found out she was a dude that my friends let me know that they knew all along and still let me make out with her...him...them...
Kyle : Boy, I bet you had moose tracks in your front yard then, eh?
Lou : Please don't talk to me...
Kyle : Boy, I bet you had moose tracks in your front yard then, eh?
Lou : Please don't talk to me...
by fannahmontana October 9, 2014
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Get the chocolate moose tracks mug.This is a maneuver that requires both a male and female, excluding guy on guy since it will require an unobstructed anus. this however does not exclude girl on girl if a strap-on is readily available. This act starts off with the man(or the man in the relationship) sitting on the toilet facing the tank, and then the reciever mounting the the male. after starting intrecourse the female then procedes to shit which on most occasions will leave a trail of fecal matter on the scrotum.
"man i cant believe that girl did a michigan moose track double stack with me last night, and she wasn't even that drunk either!"
by mayor of riley May 6, 2010
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1) A fat woman bounces on the ground leaving the imprint of her moose knuckle.
2) A fat chick is in a gang bang and she sits on all the guys faces in a line and you can tell where shes been by the number of gasping men.
1) A fat woman bounces on the ground leaving the imprint of her moose knuckle.
2) A fat chick is in a gang bang and she sits on all the guys faces in a line and you can tell where shes been by the number of gasping men.
1) I was trekking through the forest upon which I found moose tracks. After I followed them for a bit I happened upon a golden hair 5'2" 500 lb shela majestically moose tracking.
2) I was in a mad orgy the other day bro and this fatty mcfatterson started moose tracking. I swear man I couldn't breath for a solid minute and the other dudes were gasping for breath or unconscious maybe even dead.
2) I was in a mad orgy the other day bro and this fatty mcfatterson started moose tracking. I swear man I couldn't breath for a solid minute and the other dudes were gasping for breath or unconscious maybe even dead.
by Herpderp4269 October 17, 2014
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by duby5150 August 22, 2011
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He was running moosetracks on my day ones ya herr.
He was running moosetracks on my day ones ya herr.
by Daniel J Donaldson October 19, 2022
Get the Running Moosetracks mug.When someone digs through a full moosetrack container and removes all the chocolate bits, leaving only the vanilla ice cream. This can also be applied to lucky charms and other foods where there is a clear distinction between the tasty and average ingredients. Typically, the remainder is never eaten.
Dude, who moosetrack mined the skittles? All the red ones are gone!
Who was moosetrack mining the pizza, now the pepperoni's are all gone!
Who was moosetrack mining the pizza, now the pepperoni's are all gone!
by cacci May 5, 2010
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