moon rock

A remarkably stupid person, ignorant with a dash incomprehension.

That woman is a fucking moon rock, i can't believe shes complaining about there not being enough parking while she is standing in a row of open parking spaces.

by sqrjn January 12, 2008

Moon Rock

A crystal meth shard dipped in hash oil. Melt the shard in the meth pipe and then add hash oil. Smoke until high.

I was fucked up off of that moon rock last night. Moon rocks for breakfast anyone?

by Kaef Black May 29, 2011

Moon Rock

The solid core of pus in a pimple. The moon rock must be excavated for the pimple to recede entirely (not just scraping off the top), although getting to it can be difficult. Once removed, the pimple should excrete a bead of blood mixed with clear fluid, then begin to recede.

The best way to expose moon rocks is to either squeeze the pimple with two fingers in a traditional fashion, or use the tip of a pointy knife to apply pressure below it. Either way, the solid and semi-solid pus should pop cleanly out of the pore.

by 1337nerd421 March 18, 2011

Moon Rock

A term used to describe a very rare (almost impossible to find) and hard to get item

Some museum guy giving a tour: "Here we have a moon rock of a book. This is one of the oldest known copies of the Iliad dated back to 600 B.C."

*Tourists nut themselves*

by letsdothisbois April 21, 2019

moon rock

a turd and/or shart (containing a decent amount of fecal matter) that extrudes from a naked anus from one willingly to another unwilling

Yeah bro! Last night I gave Jake a moon rock and put it in his hand and he scratched his head and smeared my rock in his hair! Yeah bro he's hella gay!

by El Joto Rojo March 11, 2021

Moonrocks

Moonrocks caviar is arguably the strongest form of cannabis on the market. It’s a nugget of marijuana bud dipped in hash oil and kief. Final product carries approximately a 50% THC rating.

Yo, I just smoked these Moonrocks for 420.... I feel like I'm space walking.

by Khid2Dubb November 30, 2016

Moonrocks

A combination of Molly and Amphetamines. Moonrocks are Molly (MDMA) cut with multiple amphetamines to improve the high. Moonrocks usually come in crystal or rock form, and are crushed and snorted. Moonrocks are sold as points, similar to Molly.

"Have you seen my friend Molly?"

"Nah, but I've got some moonrocks we can snort at the party."

by byRoyalty October 27, 2013