moobies

Abnormally large male breasts. Created by combining the words 'man' and 'boobies'.

Also known as man titties or man boobies.

"Dude, go get a bra to hold them moobies in."

by hoochiecoochies June 29, 2005

Moobies

Conj. Man+boobies. Fat boys have moobies. Aka bitch titties.

Whoa, check out the moobies on that fat guy at the pool. He looks like Meatlof from Fight Club.

by Torklugnutz June 4, 2004

Moobies

Two saggy lumps of fear. One is your old, on account of gravity. Happens when a man either has hormone imbalances (Bitch tits) or is just generally overweight (moobies), the difference being one of no consequence or value. Moobies = tits on a male.

Jiggle, jiggle, here comes Santa Claus! Santa has Moobies!

by Takumashii March 10, 2006

moobies

When a guy has boobies.

Look at that dude's moobies bounce around

by SuezeeSmurd January 6, 2019

mooby's

A fictional fast food restaurant chain in Clerks 2, Dogma, and Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back as far as i can remember, its a purple and yellow cow as its spokesperson

The place where they have gone 2 or worked at......... Lets go get us some food at Mooby's

by fresh firsts August 20, 2006

mooby

The fictional cow mascot of the McDonald's-like kiddie restaurants from Kevin Smith's "askewniverse"

Mooby gets perforated with a shotgun in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.

by r00fles April 25, 2003

Moobies

man boobs. usually occurs when the man lacks working out or any physical activity. seen on every fat man.

man 1: damn son u fat.
fat man: no i'm not!!!
man 1: ya you is i can get a good handfull of your titties. those are straight moobies son!
fat man: i hate you! im goign to eat a sandwich and cry!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
man 1: what a fatfuck

by who0ligan January 18, 2006