Monster Cock

A cock that is very long... Sometimes up to 1 foot

Girl: Whoa, You sure have a monster cock!

by asdfasdfasdgftryrhbdfbxft November 21, 2011

Monster Cock

An especially large penis.

Don't show this to your parents.

Boy 1: Laura has a Monster Cock.
Boy 2: I know right?

by Your Secret Santa :) November 21, 2020

Monster Cock

When ones penis is so big that it can barely fit in a vagina, or mabey too big to fit in a vagina. Also, a monster cock exploads more jizz than a normal penis each ejaculation. If the penis is not circumsized, it cannot be a monster cock.

Dan stuck his monster cock so far into her vagina, that it punctured her internal organs.

by monstermax October 19, 2010

Monster Cock

A cock that doesn't exist it only exist by porn editors making the dick look big

Dude 1: Dude that guy has a huge cock
Dude 2: EDITED!

by i'mgonnacutyoubitch17 April 5, 2005

Monster cock

a delicious chicken brand

Trott: hey smith come with me to see Ross he's got some monster cock over at his apartment.
Smith: sure i haven't had my tea yet.

by Hulks_Raging_Boner September 6, 2015

monster cocking

it’s another name for “god bridging” in minecraft. created by a content creator GeorgeNotFound.

“What!! He’s literally monster cocking!”

by ramina1169 May 9, 2021

Monster cock

A penis that measures anywhere from a foot long to over two feet in some cases. Must have a concealed carry permit in case it goes off in a crowded public place. Mostly owned by low income blacks, or blacks of any social class, but sometimes a white guy at an office will have one and consider himself the biggest prick in the building, and usually it's true in more ways than one, a high suicide rate is common in an office like this.

Somebody said Bob really does have a monster cock after he stood at the next urinal. I always thought he was just like all the other guys, bragging, now I really am gonna take that pill cocktail I've been saving.

by Solid Mantis August 9, 2016