Springfield Monorail

A public works project that is a huge waste of taxpayer money that turns out to be either a scam, a huge waste of money or both.
Comes from the Simpsons episode "Marge vs the Monorail" where Springfield spent all their money on a monorail only to have it fall apart on its maiden voyage.

The sky lift system cleveland put in fell apart after a week. That thing was a real Springfield Monorail.

by Dark Lord Cthulhu September 8, 2013

of Montreal

A congregation of musically talented individuals that create psychedelic indie rock from Athens, GA. They happen to be one of the most underrated bands of all time. Front man Kevin Barnes is a lyrical genius and true entertainer. Don't be surprised when your eye drums orgasm from such splendid bizarre sounds.

Fred: I went to an of Montreal concert last night and it felt like

I went to some sort of broad way musical with a sexual

theme.

Bill: Sounds intense

Fred: It was, especially the encore involving a sexual torture

rack

by oMowl87 March 5, 2011

Montreal Meatpie

just like the Alabama Hot Pocket, but with maple syrup.

how i met your mother, montreal meatpie

by PaGurl511 June 1, 2011

Mooreate

'Mooreate' means one person stroking another person's soft skin. It's abbreviated to Moorey or Moorish meaning that when stroking soft skin you just want more which is why you Mooreate.

For the last 20 years I have been Mooreating. It started when I was about 10 when I used to mooreate my younger sister's soft hands and through the years I have mooreated my boyfriends - usually their stomach or generally a really soft part of the body. If I was to meet a friend's baby I would see their soft hands with the little dimples and have the urge to mooreate it (stroke it)

by Miss Mooreation June 20, 2011

Of Montreal

An amazing indie rock band from Athens, Georgia. Mellow, bubbly, euphoric.

Of Montreal is so groovy.

by Joshua Franklin October 13, 2006

Montreal Style

Specific to vaginal lips. Shaped like and named after famously-known Montreal smoked meat.

Yesterday I ate her right on the table. She had such a nice Montreal style. I wish she tasted like Schwarz

by Picnic_by_the_pool May 17, 2018

Montreal Screwjob

The Montreal Screwjob was the real life double-crossing of defending WWF Champion Bret Hart by Vince McMahon, the owner of the World Wrestling Federation (WWF), during the main event match of the professional wrestling pay-per-view event Survivor Series held on November 9, 1997 at the Molson Centre in Montreal, Quebec. A secret change of the match's pre-determined finish (known as a "screwjob" in professional wrestling parlance) was devised by McMahon and discussed with Hart's match opponent, Shawn Michaels. The plan was executed when the match referee, Earl Hebner, under orders from McMahon, called for the bell to ring and ended the match as Michaels held Hart in the Sharpshooter submission hold (Hart's signature finishing move), even though Hart had not submitted. Michaels was declared the victor by submission and crowned as the new WWF Champion, even as Hart and the audience demonstrated their outrage.

What if Bret screwed HBK in the Montreal Screwjob.

by Quentin M.Harris May 26, 2008