Monkeypox

A homosexual male who coughs, sneezes or serves the majority heterosexual public.

I saw Monkeypox on CNN.

by LDR_makes_me_vomit July 28, 2022

Monkeypox

Similar to Sars, but only cowboys, KKK, and so-called gungho GI gets it by rubbing their pairrie dog's private part everynite.

Cowboy Bush and KKK Whitey is acting like monkeys after getting monkeypox from rubbing their dog's genital every morning and twice at night.

by monkey lover June 19, 2003

Monkeypox

Something you get in the Midwest from touching your own prairie dog a lot. A disease with rashes and stuff...

She got all like Monkeypox on him.

by Cori June 9, 2003

Monkeypox

Queer or gay.

Ron had us go down and load up a bunch of steel to take to the steel bin at the end of the day. What a total monkeypox move.

by Monkeypoxman July 29, 2022

Monkeypox

Also know as Blister Dick 2.0, Schlong COVID and Triple H or Hershey Highway Herpes. A new disease rampant in the gay community. Causes crusty blisters on the penis with green discharge, spreading throughout the body. Highly contagious.

Stay back Jamal, I don't want your monkeypox! Hershey Highway Herpes is worsecthan regular herpes!!

I can't believe Pedo Peter touched those kids with his Blister Wand and gave them monkeypox. They look like Sloth from The Goonies now.

by Neema Bahlslicht July 27, 2022

Monkeypox

A disease spawned from the vengeful spirit of Harambee to plague the human race for his unjustly death.

Person 1:man I got cysts everywhere!
Person 2: Monkeypox is a bad omen enacted by Harambee the great.

by Capuchin for Hire August 4, 2022

monkeypox

MonkeyPox is a virus that you get when you drop food on the floor the tiny ground monkeys infest the fallen food then when you pick up the food and eat it because of the 5 second rule the monkey will infest your bloodline and have sexual activity with your red blood cells causing monkeypox

I dropped my pizza on the floor and the ate and I got monkeypox

by BananaBoi11 August 30, 2022