Monkeypox

Basically AIDS 2.0, but having all the symptoms of chicken pox

Timmy: Dude, I think I might have monkeypox
Sam: Okay, well no touching tips for a month then

by ClapDemCheekz August 5, 2022

monkeyboner

monkeyboner is the kind of boner you get thats curved and shaped like a bannana

yo get dat monkeyboner out of mah pussy its to curved and hurts like a motherfucker

by jesusfuckersihatepussycauseimg January 6, 2010

monkeylove

To conduct love making in a manner that is wild, passionate, animalistic, and perhaps even humorous. Lovemaking as a primitive, resonant visceral experience.

(Mutual fulfillment seems to be a key component of monkeylove, versus a rape or mindless coitus in which only the guy gets anything out of it.)

Somewhat related to the idea in the Cool & The Gang song, "Jungle Boogy".

she came over and we made sweet, torrid monkeylove

by MNO September 2, 2004

monkeypod shit

cheap, hard to assemble, IKEA Furniture.
same as "Affordable Sweedish Crap", but much more fun to say!

my parents sure did bicker while assembling my room-load of monkeypod shit!!!

by Skuld April 12, 2007

Monkeydome

A semi-fictional place where almost anything can happen and usually does. Derives from the titles of the novel, Welcome to the Monkey House, by Kurt Vonnegut, Jr. and the feature film Mad Max, Beyond Thunderdome. Word coined by Mike Watson c. April, 2009

Mike Watson is the mayor of Monkeydome, a place where high art is discussed one moment and people are disgusted the next.

by Polymathink February 4, 2010

Monkeytonker

A monkey that is both a monkey and a tonker - made by merrick lyons who coined the phrase on February 7 2022

You are a monkeytonker

by Yaboimackle February 7, 2022

Monkeypox

A nasty disease that causes big sores and primarily spread by the promiscuous LGBT community.

I guess they didn't learn their lesson in the 1980s/1990s, so here comes Monkeypox to remind the gays to have safe sex.

by FrankieSanz July 25, 2022