Monkeyfuck

A fuck of a monkey, or fuck from a monkey. Weird and shitty in either case.

Wow, that dipshit is surely ready for a monkeyfuck. Or maybe a monkeyfuck is ready for him.

by AntiGop February 11, 2021

monkeyfucking

getting multiple people working on a problem that is not worth their collective time.

Oh great, and now he's got half the office monkeyfucking this simple configuration issue

by mattly August 19, 2008

MonkeyFuck

Using someones lit cigarette to light yours. Cigarette must be in person's mouth while lighting.

I can't find my lighter, Can I monkeyfuck you?

by KnapiLife December 17, 2011

monkeylicious

the delicious qualities of a monkey

thats monkeylicious

by psymonos March 12, 2003

monkeyfucker

someone who fucks monkeys

celia is a monkeyfucker

by Ajjizzle June 9, 2011

monkeydick

Someone who resembles or acts like the pizzle of a monkey.

That guy is such a monkeydick

by Dave February 1, 2005

monkeyfucker

n. a provocative but endearing prankster, not exasperating enough to be deemed a motherfucker.

Did you drop a Mentos in my diet soda? You monkeyfucker.

by snarkymalarkey September 26, 2009