A sick little bastard that hides out under the bleachers at any given school event for the sole purpose of fucking the team mascot, but is glad to give a little back by giving him the reach around completely free of charge.
Bob: Hey, where's our team mascot, Funky the spunky monkey?
Dave:I dunno. Hope he didn't get bagged by that pud pullin' monkey fucker.
Dave:I dunno. Hope he didn't get bagged by that pud pullin' monkey fucker.
by kingmarki December 10, 2006
Get the pud pullin' monkey fucker mug.A person who is employed by a zoo or research facility to pleasure various primates so sexual tension does not build up to a problematic level.
Fifi is getting horny, she keeps putting bananas inside herself. Page the monkey fucker before the zoo opens.
by theeel February 20, 2008
Get the Monkey fucker mug.monkey fucker definded as; the lowest form of a nigger lover . a girl that fucks niggers that other niggers wont even consider fucking, a girl that thinks its cool to fuck blks but to stupid to realize all niggers are not created equal that some niggers are absoloutly not fuckable. heaven forbid that she become pregnated by one. can you imagen what the baby monkey might grow up to be.
If thats the thing you ben fuckin that god damn silver back mountain gorilla then we aint fucking anymore cause i aint fuckin no monkey fucker.
by srg898989 August 31, 2017
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Josh: At home playing with her tough titties
Josh: At home playing with her tough titties
by Chris isgay Davis January 3, 2009
Get the Ass Turd Monkey Fucker mug.by Lou March 1, 2003
Get the monkey fucker mug.N. Singular (Munk-e Fah-ker): An Individual who Engages in Carnal Knowledge/Sexual Intercourse with a Primate of the Monkey family.
by John September 20, 2003
Get the Monkey fucker mug.by Mike Hunt August 25, 2003
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