fudge monkey

racial slur for ghetto, wild, and ignorant African Americans

them dirty fudge monkeys were jumping around and talking loud in the resturant

by gangstaliciouc December 21, 2008

fudge monkey

The occassional result of anal sex between a man and a man or a man and a woman. This occurs after the man withdraws his penis and it is covered with fecal matter.

Yo, bro, you gave me a fudge monkey. Why didn't you douche?

by Rosie's Dad May 5, 2005

Blasting fudge monkeys

Shitting dark chocolate turds

I knew the man was in the bathroom blasting fudge monkeys down the toilet

by Abbien0rmal September 11, 2016

chocolate fudge monkey

Instead of swear words like fuck, shit, ect, ect, chocolate fudge monkey can be used.

Could also be used as a bad insult.

*stabs toe* Chocolate fudge monkey!!

by julz R. February 7, 2007

What The Flaming Fudge Monkeys

Abbreviated as 'WTFFM'

A way to show enormous frustration without actually cursing. Taking from the popular acronym WTF.

Friend: "You do know that she's cheating on you right?"

You: "What The Flaming Fudge Monkeys man! You better be kidding!"

Friend: "Sorry dude, but it is true."

You: "Argh!"

by Hyn May September 27, 2010

South Haven Fudge monkey

Split a banana in half, smear it with peanut butter, sprinkle chocolate chips on it. Fold it up and ram it up a girls ass. Fuck her doggy style until the chocolate melts, then pull out banana, cum on it and eat it together.

Over labor day we went to South Haven, Mi and AND i gave my girlfriend a South Haven Fudge Monkey

by firelane23 October 19, 2008