Mockasaur

The owner of a mockasaurus. One who claims to have a large penis (cockasaurus) but it discovered to have an average or below average endowment (mockasaurus).

Bob: Yo I got a cockasaurus!

Mary: TAKE IT OFF NOW!!!

(next morning)

Mary: you fucktard Mockasaur, you lied to me and took my virginity with ur little mcokasaurus!

Bob: You're 38 and a virgin?

Mary: Ha! Joke's on you! I'm 58! Here, hold my dentures.

Bob: Is it cold in here?
Mary: Dont make excuses...

by SychoSurge January 13, 2009

Muntasaurus

A munta (ugly female) who is also incredibly large and monstrous the style of a dinosaur

That girl by the bar is a real muntasaurus. She looks like something from the prehistoric era. I’m sure she probably has a lovely personality though.

by Fat Archeologist December 27, 2009

Murkasaurus Rex

One who has been severely murked, both in a physical, and metaphoric sense.

Dude, I shouldn't have drunk so much beer last night, I woke up like a murkasaurus rex today.

by Murkasaurus January 4, 2009

morgasaurus

The coolest, hawtest, smartest, sexiest chic you'll ever meet! A little bitchy at times, but shes the bomb.

Dude: Your such a morgasaurus!!!
Me: Gawd do i know.

by im sexy and i know it<33333 October 23, 2011

Mosasaurus

The best prehistoric animal ever. Another nickname is “mosasharkus”

Person one: “I wish the mosasaurus was still alive”
Person 2: “We’d all be dead”

by mosasharkus April 11, 2021

momasaurus rex

control freak of a mom with a t-rex attitude of...a great big head and little tiny arms to try to control everything by telling you what to do but failing miserably.

My momasaurus rex thinks she is helping but every time I turn around she is screaming her word vomit all over me and trying to control my life.

by oober goober June 18, 2012

mosasaur

the Best fucking thing on earth or as know as Mr. Snappy used to mean someone is cool

"look he swims like a mosasaur" I want to be his friend

by Mr.Snappylv10 May 16, 2017