Cock Mongoling Queef Burger

Noun; An insult. Usually just a random insult, unless they do infact destroy penis and queef very often. Usually used towards females, but can be used towards a male if chosen to.

Person 1: "Aww man that girl's a wicked bitch!"

Person 2: "She's a cock mongoling queef burger!"

by TheSavageSquid June 1, 2010

Mongoling

The excessive yelling and coming up with words randomly when your hyper or just excited about something.

I usually like mongoling on Xbox live

by Greg Carter December 9, 2008

Monsooning

To monsoon

It's monsooning out there!

Man, we can't go out on the boat today, it's monsooning.

by mattcarey95 June 11, 2011

moongooning

when a high school student puts a paper bag over their head in order to remain anonymous and then proceeds to run into a random classroom, pull their pants off, and point their ass at the whole class and subsequently the teacher, shortly before making their escape.

Did you hear? Mr Ahl's 6th period got moon gooned, no one has claimed responsibility but multiple witnesses say the culprit had a smokin jo's bbq tshirt on. (moongooned being the past tense of moongooning)

by Samir's Shotgun May 16, 2023

Mouth Mongoling

Mouth Mongoling is when two people are kissing and the lips of one goes inside the mouth of the other. This action is repeated for both sides. Mouth Mongoling is also seen as when someone's mouth goes inside the other person's mouth while kissing.

Mark and Jessica were Mouth Mongoling last night.
OR
Guy 1: "Hey Dude, Mark and Jessica were Mouth Mongoling last night!"
Guy 2: "wow"

by A Drunken Sailor July 19, 2016

mongooseninja

Someone of superior intellect, but yet is modest about it, often making them appear to be cute.

Also has a tendency to have good humor.

It seems everyone has a crush on that Mongooseninja

by bob411 December 9, 2008

Mongoosia

A tiny mongoose-like-creature, who stares out from his ebony peepers, dismally squinting out across the ocean, crying and lamenting for His lost mate, Otteria. Lives in a two bedroom beachhouse made out of old towels on a beach in Miami. Mongoosia is the oldest living creature on the planet, can fly if he just believes in himself, and is currently paying to keep Walt Disney frozen in the hope that one day we will find a cure.

"Aw man, i didn't sleep a wink last night, all i could hear was Mongoosia crying into his Ovaltine."

Tourist: "Hey Mongoosia! Why did Otteria leave you?"
Mongoosia: "I just got lazy, that's all." (starts crying)

by Johnny Shylock Kayoss December 25, 2007