mongolian slide

A powerful technique used by mongolian warlords in courtship rituals. This technique is very powerful and has been known to break backs.

Our professor was injured last night upon attempting the mongolian slide.

by JohnnyBTheZen February 24, 2018

Mongolian Hot Pot

A sexual position where that you and your partner get inside of a large bucket after its filled with urine, then you start kissing.

"I had a Mongolian Hot Pot yesterday with Amy, it was some pretty steamy stuff" Jeff confessed

by You_Have_No_Idea June 15, 2015

Mangolious Theorem

The most complex equation ever devised - so powerful that it can solve any problem, providing that the correct formulee is provided. In short, the mangolious theorem is capable of solving absolutely anything - and is the answer to all questions.

The mangolious theorem is so long and complicated, that only its creater can even begin to use it.

by Mangolious December 14, 2010

Mongolian Tombstone

The Mongolian Tombstone, a holy act, is performed when a man gets into a legs spread and knees bent position while standing up. The female proceeds to kneel underneath him, between his legs. After raising her head, she rests the man's testicles on her eyes and proceeds to pleasure the man's gooch by licking. Often, the Mongolian Tombstone turns into a full-blown rimmy, but this term is to be used strictly for gooch licking.

Garrett: Man, my gooch could use a good Mongolian Tombstone

Eric: I remember my first one, my gooch was sore for days

by easnyder31 February 26, 2014

Mongolian Fishing Boots

Mongolian Fishing Boots are only worn by the absolute finest uncle collectors, illegal bug fight hosts and participants, and for the people that reject Zara Employees and Tech Extremists. If you don't wear these with your best friend and you don't sneak rare fish into the Hawaiian island called "poopoo", you are failing in life.

Luca Maxim: "If you do not wear and/or make counterfeit Mongolian Fishing Boots, you are failing in life."
Some guy: "Oh shit I never knew that, thanks Luca Maxim!"
Luca Maxim: "Stream 'Do U Bleed At All?' 24/7 on Spotify for more secrets about how to live successfully."

by Mongolian Enthusiast November 8, 2022

Mongolian Shephard's Pie

While having sex, and right before the male is about to blow his load, he stretches the scrotum into a little cup and cums into the bowl-like sack. Then he makes his partner drink the cum from his ballsack.

Ah George, last night my wife drank all of the Mongolian Shephard's Pie that I made. I was quite impressed.

by D-E-R-S-H December 11, 2009

The Apes and The Monolith

An idiom used to describe the reverence given to someone or something that is venerated. The term originated from a scene in 2001: A Space Odyssey. In this scene, apes, the early ancestors of mankind, find and venerate a mysterious monolith that has appeared near their home.

Vasili: Did you see the way those Trump supporters unquestioningly cheered at everything he had to say?
Akseli: Its just another case of the apes and the monolith, Vasili.

by Emperor Caesar Augustus February 13, 2018