mongletard

mongletard is derived from mongliod and retard. Usualy an insanely stupid person. Such as a person that would make Terry Shiavo look intellegent.

Hunter 1:Dan died in a hunting accident
Hunter 2:What did he do?
Hunter 1:He thought he could fight a bear
Hunter 2:I always knew he was a mongletard

by Jack Peters August 7, 2006

mongotoes

Someone with big nasty feet

Damn look at that girl with those Mongotoes stickin' out of the sandels. Her feet are so ugly she can rob a bank.

by Larry the asian guy June 28, 2007

mongletard

The conjoined words mongliod and retard.Usually used as an insult towards insanely retarded adults and children

Hunter1:Dan killed himself in a friggin hunting accident
Hunter2:What he do?
Hunter1:Thought he could kill a bear with a knife
Hunter2:What a mongletard

by Jack Peters August 7, 2006

Mongotron

The transport network aka The London Underground.

I would never travel on the Mongotron. It's really for the poor people, God bless 'em.

by Jonas Vasey March 11, 2004

Mongotoed

AKA the Mongoto Effect. The velcro-like phenomenon of having hair stuck in your beard and subsequent awkward pulling apart after embracing a person of shorter stature or long hair.

Ew I totally got mongotoed by that big creep.

by Peter Peterson Petersen December 18, 2018

Mongloid

A rare creature, usually found blossoming in areas such as house parties, couches and play parks. they become attractive to odd clothing wear and the smell of sweat from a junkie and emos. Mongloid is also a name of a type of dance that only ants would do when upset.

last night he pulled a mongloid

by mystery king June 23, 2011

mongloid

A person with bone deformities
For example: enlarged jaw, enlarged cheek bones, small sunken eyes, extremely long arms

Mongloids scare the shit out of me

by mongloiddestroyer November 30, 2004