Molesterol is a substance in your body that increases or decreases depending on the amount of molestation/molesting you experience throughout your life.
Having a high amount can lead to many complex psychological issues, and even make you dependent on the substance. Thus making you a harvester of molesterol.
In order to harvest molesterol, you must
A: Unwillingly encounter a molester.
or
B: molest.
Having a high amount can lead to many complex psychological issues, and even make you dependent on the substance. Thus making you a harvester of molesterol.
In order to harvest molesterol, you must
A: Unwillingly encounter a molester.
or
B: molest.
Example 1:
"Hey, Günther, quit molesting me. My molesterol levels are getting too high and I risk becoming dependent, like you."
Example 2:
"Hansel! Get over here you cute little morsel, I have some candy for you. Just... Get in the van and we'll make a nice pie brimming with mol... I mean cholesterol."
"Hey, Günther, quit molesting me. My molesterol levels are getting too high and I risk becoming dependent, like you."
Example 2:
"Hansel! Get over here you cute little morsel, I have some candy for you. Just... Get in the van and we'll make a nice pie brimming with mol... I mean cholesterol."
by Mr. Marcooler July 24, 2014
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Our buddy Brad showed up with some new white Nikes at the basketball game. All the parents warned their kids to not go to bathroom with the guy with the Air Molesters.
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Get the animal molester mug.1. the moulette is a stylized modern mullet, originating in Canada
it is essentially a curly combination of hat hair(in Canadian winters, hats are a must), the mullet and the famous hair swoosh (optional but encouraged).
it is essentially a curly combination of hat hair(in Canadian winters, hats are a must), the mullet and the famous hair swoosh (optional but encouraged).
wow greg has a far-out moulette eh?
oh yeah. fer sure. right on classic vintage jagr-esque flow"
"hey, wanna go watch hockey in my igloo while my snowmobile's in the shop?"
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"Did you see the molesterstache on the guy driving that van? I bet he's hiding a clown suit in the back."
by SnaggPDX November 30, 2004
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