molesturbation

The act of molesting an underage version of one's self, thus fulfilling the acts of both molestation and masturbation. Possible only through time travel.

Randy worked feverishly through the night on his time machine, fueled by dreams of molesturbation.

by cos7a August 18, 2010

Molesterbated

When a man is given a handy by a woman when he is sleeping and wakes up with no knowledge of what happened or why his sheets are sticky.

My wife must have molesterbated me while I was sleeping, because I don't know how my drawers are sticking to my junk.

by Storm Front December 18, 2012

Momsterbate

Masterbating to pictures of only your mom.

I like to momsterbate to pics of my mom.

by PokemonTenticlePorn January 25, 2015

molesteration

to either physically molest someone or to beat/annihilate someone at a game/challenge

Tim molesterates children/I totally molesterated Tim at Halo the other night.

by hankmustdie April 30, 2004

molesterape

Being molested and raped in a video game

Omg , the other team is molesterape us with that spawn trap at Alpha.

by AntwonD June 11, 2014

Molesterbater

When you molest someone with a werid accent.

Joe molesterbaters Teresa during health

by IWasMolesterbatered June 12, 2011

Memesterbate

Satisfying the urge to download memes.

Guy1: You seem stressed. You alright bro?

Guy2: I haven't been able to memesterbate lately

by 69scrublord69 August 18, 2016