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moisten the lamb

The act of using vagunal fluid to lubricate the anus in preperation for anal penetration
Sorry honey but we're out of lube. I'm going to have to moisten the lamb
by dudespace01 September 7, 2015
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Moistverse

The word to describe the event that took place over the internet (specifically YouTube) from November of 2021 to January 2022. The Moistverse was based on the YouTuber and Twitch Streamer Charles White, aka Moist Critikal, aka Penguinz0. The Moistverse was a meme where people who looked like Charlie, but where different in certain ways, (IE. different race, gender, age, etc.) would film themselves quoting his iconic “WOOOOO! YEAAAH BABY, THATS WHAT IVE BEEN WAITING FOR, THATS WHAT ITS ALL ABOUT! WOOO!” line. This meme picked up traction and was recognized by Penguinz0, and was soon dubbed The Moistverse, colliding the term Moist and Verse (as in like Spiderverse, or Multiverse, referring to parallel universes).
P1: Dude, this Moistverse thing is great!
P2: Moist what!?
P1: The Moistverse! You know, where someone impersonates Moist Critikal but with a twist! Like “Australian Charlie” or “Female Charlie”!
by JustaAlien January 27, 2022
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Moisteners

Moisteners refer to any combination of acts of sexual foreplay that are performed by a male or a female on a female with the specific intent to arouse the female for sex play and to create a moist and wet vagina prior to having sexual intercourse, finger play or dildo play. When performed, Moisteners themselves may, but not always, create a female orgasm or squirt in addition to making her extremely wet.

Examples of Moisterners can include, but may not be limited to, touching, rubbing, fondling, kissing, licking, sucking, etc.
Barry was so horney when he got from from work that he threw his girlfriend on the bed and after performing a series of different Moisteners, she was ready for sex play and he buried his meat thermometer deep in her wet loose meat sandwich.
by Eaton Holgoode March 17, 2014
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moisten the cotton

As soon as Pablo started dancing, he began to moisten the cotton all around the room.
by Kim's Love July 3, 2007
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Moistenize

1. To make moist; to moisten oneself or another person.

2. The act or process of making moist; to become moist.
I was moistenized by all the chest touching that occured last night.

I will moistenize you!
by Machiavelli June 6, 2005
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Moister Oyster

After a few drinks, she invited me upstairs, where I enjoyed her moister oyster and her pearl. Its my favorite fine delicacy.
by bemadthen December 20, 2010
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moistee

A younger sexually active female teenager who is always "up for it"
"see that girl over there?"

"yeah, what a moistee!!!"
by Richard777 October 21, 2008
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