mink stole

a brilliant and severely under-rated comedic actress. Well known from John Waters films. She popularized the term 'pigfucker'.

Mink Stole is soooooooo fabulous.

by David October 28, 2003

monk status

Monk status refers to the state of mind of ultimate chill-ness. Referring to one who faces any and all situations with an overwhelming sense of calmness. The term originates from the solitude and calmness associated with traditional eastern monk lifestyle.

Derrick: Hey David, hate to have to be the one to tell you this, but your brother has been having an affair with your wife...and shes pregnant with his child.

David: hmm, this will be a great start to their new relationship. And will allow me plenty of time to focus on various hobbies.

Derrick: A..yeah...are you okay David? I expected a much bigger reaction to the news.

David : Ah, young Derrick, I have recently achieved 'monk status'. I no longer allow petty drama to effect my zen.

by T.Kazz January 13, 2019

Siberian Monk Sleeving

1) The act of holding both hands inside the cuff of the opposite sleeve at once.
2) Usually performed by girls who are cold, it helps trap heat.
3) Similar to shirt tenting, or pulling your legs up inside your shirt.

Rosey: "I got soo cold today I was Siberian monk sleeving all day!"

Jeremiah: "Is the heater at your work broken?"

by DarkJer November 6, 2011

Monk Stuff

General plural term for illicit and abused drugs; originated and mostly used in the Cedar Valley of Iowa, which is a state of the U.S. Derivative most probably from the term monk

Can you believe that innocent old man is on monk stuff?

Monk stuff was the only way he could stop his compulsive worshiping of his puddle wife.

by Bandita Chinchilla March 18, 2009

monk soot

When a monk is burned alive/dead and their smoke creates soot.

"Hey keep that monk soot off my classic car bud!"

by MonkSootKing February 6, 2015

monk slut

a pseudo spiritual guru worshipping person who likes to parade their spirituality around upon others like its a fashion show, misappropriating the spiritual journey for the purposes of their own ego whilst practicing no real spiritual life of their own

that guy is a total monk slut. all he does is chase pussy. he just told me he's basically a monk and brags that ones of his monks says he'll be totally enlightened someday. He hangs out with monks all the time, but goes through women like toilet paper and talks trash about people all the time. he doesn't practice right speech or right action. he thinks enligtenment is a social club.

by life alchemist May 24, 2018

Monk Spunk

The residule dripping from a vagina
after sex

The ol'lady and I hit it so hard she
left a puddle of monk spunk on the
sheets

by Marty Manigross March 2, 2005