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Motard

A alteration of the USMC term Moto. This word is used to describe some overbearing marine who extremely loud and obnoxious all the time. He is so motivated even in the shittiest situations that everyone wants to kick him in the teeth.

Motards yell all the time, wear clothes with USMC logos all over them, have a ridiculous amount of usmc tattoos, and use the word oorah! excessively. They also like to call cadence while they walk around when not marching a platoon. A motard is usually some private or private first class who hasn't even been deployed.
Marine 1: "It is 0500 on a monday morning, it is raining, it is fucking freezing, and we have been standing in formation for 45min. Can it get any worse?"

Marine 2: "Oh my god, that motard over there won't shut the fuck up!"

Motard: "OORAH MARINES! I FUCKING LOVE PT AT 0500 IN THE MORNING! BY THE WAY I GOT ANOTHER moto TATTOO LAST NIGHT! OORAH!"
by Kreator89 February 6, 2010
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Mortard

Someone who hovers mentally between being a moron and a retard.
Where did you come up with that idea, mortard?
by Stukin Cubicle October 16, 2006
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mowtarded

When you do a bad job of cutting a lawn, it looks mowtarded.
"Hey man, your lawn looks mowtarded"
by data66 August 4, 2007
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Montarded

Someone who is retarded only on Monday.
Mitch is seriously montarded.
by chad2009 February 9, 2009
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mottarded

A marine that shows EXTREME enthusiasim in everything he does and is the poster child of how a marine should act.
theisen is so mottarded dude, he makes us look bad!
by okinawanMotard April 2, 2010
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The mostard cult

An unknown instagram cult account. They post mostly stolen memes and sometimes get hacked. They stan My Chemical Romance and some of them have stan accounts.
1:
Ray: I posted my Ned fan art on the Mostard Cult account.
Bella: That's cool! Can I join?

Ray: No, I am a member but you aren't.
Bella: :(
2:

The Mostard Cult is a random account and the members have a freaking chat for it!
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mortard

The combination of a moron and a retard.
Joe: I can't believe someone actually let Rebecca Black's song "Friday" air.

Jesse: The producer was a mortard.
by Khandali July 15, 2011
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